It’s fun laughing at other people! And they keep doing such stupid things. Here’s the best compendium of all the stupid things other people do every single day. Why should paramedics keep all this knee-slapping humor to themselves?
She Thinks It’s A Mouse, Or A Phone?
Either way, it’s gonna be hella funny.
Yo I Meant To Do That
‘Like, can’t you tell symbolic, Daaaawg.’
It’s Freddy the One-Man Race War!
Take My Bike, Please
That’s one secure bicycle lock.
For When Mama…
Really DOESN’T like you best.
Quantum Physics’ Double Slit experiment doesn’t work using late model sedans.
This Little Piggy
Fetishist Gang Sign. For those in the know, wink wink.
Not Too Small For Where He’s Goin’
Just too small to get there.
That means, ‘Man, this sucks’ in Cat.
‘No, We Keep You And The Money’
‘Ok, let’s try to explain this one more time…’
Cuz Bladder Comes First
So much for the Chanel No. 5.
‘No, the Richard Kiel one,’ he said through gritted teeth. ‘But what matters now is, Someone call a mechanic!’